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Shelter Writes Brutally Honest Adoption Memo For Their ‘Utter Bastard Of A Cat’

Meet Mr. Biggles, a cat who is ‘a despot and dictator’ and an ‘utter utter utter bastard’- at least that’s what his adoption ad claims. This week, pet adoption agency Cats Of Melbourne, based in Australia, posted a very say-it-as-it-is memo for Mr. Biggles, cracking people up around the world. Gina Brett, founder and group co-ordinator of the organization, is the mastermind behind the genius ad for the badass black cat also known as Lord Bigglesworth.


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“He will let you know he is not happy, which is often, because things are often just not up to his high standards,” the memo reads. “Mr. Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms, and will sit in your lap when he decides it’s time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you.”

Nevertheless, the agency admits that Mr Biggles has a ‘secret soft side’, too. “He loves sleeping on the end of the humans bed, and in his cat bed (and he snores just a little bit, it’s so cute).”

Despite the ad going viral, Mr Biggles has yet to find a forever home. “He’s had a lot of responses since I put his profile up on Sunday but sadly no human slaves have offered themselves up as sacrifices as yet.” Clearly, the kitty is not for the fainthearted!

More info: Cats Of Melbourne | Facebook (h/t: someecards)

Meet Mr. Biggles, a cat who is ‘a despot and dictator’ and an ‘utter utter utter bastard’…

At least that’s what his adoption ad claims:

“Sadly no human slaves have offered themselves up as sacrifices as yet”

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