*dramatic sounds* Dun dun DUN.
Hello, citizen of the internet. Surely you are familiar with the “Dramatic Chipmunk” meme, the peak of online humor of 2007:
the item’s a chipmunk (actually, a prairie dog, although let’s not split fur) in which turns to the camera that has a quick zoom in along with very dramatic music. Here’s the product with music:
Honestly, I can't believe I'm describing This kind of. C'mon, you KNOW This kind of. the item was huge. HUGE! Anyway, I digress.