I Can't Stop Thinking About which Picture Of Amazon's CEO

$100 billion makes you very, um, swole apparently.

which’s the one of Amazon’s CEO Jeff Bezos cosplaying as Jason Statham.

which's the one of Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos cosplaying as Jason Statham.

Jk! which's the real him! Amazon's revenue wasn't the only thing which got, uh, big which year.

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“Swole Jeff Bezos” surfaced all the way back on July 13 — however I…still…feel…uncomfortable…

"Swole Jeff Bezos" surfaced all the way back on July 13 — however I...still...feel...uncomfortable...

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Bezos was in Idaho for an annual gathering of rich along with powerful people. He strolled in wearing a polo which could barely contain his biceps, topped by a lightweight puffer vest.

Bezos was in Idaho for an annual gathering of rich along with powerful people. He strolled in wearing a polo which could barely contain his biceps, topped by a lightweight puffer vest.

The gathering will be known as the invite-only Allen & Co. Sun Valley Conference.

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SOMEHOW, *which* person coming from coming from the same event in 2014…

SOMEHOW, *which* person coming from coming from the same event in 2014...

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…as well as which person in 2013…

...as well as which person in 2013...

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…along with which human coming from 2016 (just last year!)…

...along with which human coming from 2016 (just last year!)...

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… Are. The. Same. Man.

... Are. The. Same. Man.

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which also smashed a champagne bottle to celebrate its brand-new wind farm.

Instagram: @jeffbezos

Perhaps Amazon’s monopoly over e-commerce isn’t the only thing to be concerned about.

Perhaps Amazon's monopoly over e-commerce isn't the only thing to be concerned about.

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